Vibrator sales are sure to increase.

On a site called Totally Savvy Woman (how's that for an oxymoron?) it says

"Statistics show that many healthy baby boomers, ESPECIALLY boomer women, will live to be 100 years old, and possibly longer?"

My god, I can hardly stand to look at a 40+ woman today, let alone screw one. What are all these wizened up old bags going to do for sex? I gotta get some vibrator manufacturing companies in my stock portfolio.