About 2 hours after I posted for the first time in almost a year, my attorney representing me in my lawsuit emailed me to say I have to remove my post because if someone connects the dots about my accident that my lawsuit could be in jeopardy. WTF? This prick has an RSS feed into my blog? Why? Well Ehrin, I always figured you were a senseless low life prick but now I know you are. So hopefully you'll get this in your feed tonight before you get into bed with that fat cow of an excuse for a woman who is your wife and discover that you're fired. You've got a 20 G retainer from me and you can keep it although other than file a few papers you did squat to earn it. Now fuck off and read about my settlement in your law journals in a few months to realize how much of a fee you squandered by being an asshole.
Shakespeare had it right in Henry VI and if you don't know what I mean, you're too fucking dumb to be reading this.
A 62 year old rogue recounts his life experiences.
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- The Old Rogue
- I just turned 60 and probably should have been dead 20 or 30 years ago but I'm still kicking and more importantly, still humping. Why should I be dead? You name it-fast cars, fast women, too much booze, too many cigars, too many rare steaks, slow horses, a big mouth, a gambling addiction, and just about anything else you can think of in terms of excess and debauchery. The only thing that may have kept me alive is that other than a few joints in University, I have never done drugs. Why? Because I never felt in control and that is very important to me. Sure I drink to excess but I always know when I'm about to lose control and take the appropriate action which is usually passing out so booze is my drug of choice. I still love to do everything to excess because a)I still can b)It's the only way I know how to live c)I like living on the edge. So this blog will be a biography of my experiences and exploits. You may or may not believe some of them and I couldn't give a rat's ass whether or not you do. Some experiences may be somewhat embellished because of booze or a fading memory, but I can assure you, they all happened. That's why I can't believe I'm still alive
